So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
(Source: dont-blink-korra)
Everything's False
hold the fuck up…
here ladies and gents, a prime example of the bbc not only having 12 actors, but also 12 props.
green is not a creative color
what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif
lets not bring it up
lets never bring it up
what part of never bring it up do you not understand
That’s enough Internet for me today.
what the fuck did I just watch
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called
that is a sad number of reblogs
youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:
I choked on my water.
la-la is the only one who notices wow
(Source: bettenshmetten)
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
does that mean if we all got 20 dollars we could buy it back
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
(Source: joeskyrunner)
It says that tumblr is still going to operate independently http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324787004578493130789235150.html
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
Harry your broom fell into the womping willow and…
(Source: idiotshitbaby)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation)
